'It was so much out, that if the umpire had given me out, I would have walked.' James Todd on an earlier not out decision in his innings for 3rd Grade v Cockburn.
'Hey Richo (postie), do you deliver to Mick's car ?'
Steven O'Neil making reference to the fact that our infamous supporter 'Mick' seems to spend a lot of time in his vehicle.
'This guy wants to order the cricketers box, two pieces of tender chicken, chips, peas, gravy ...'
Marty in 3rd grade v Cockburn (in the middle of Mark Richard's over) decides to rehearse the entire advert out loud. To the utter confusion of the poor Cockburn batsman.
'This guy is batting so bad he can't even get himself out !'
Marty (again) in 3rd grade v Kardinya
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